A: The Pegasus are available for short rides in the Los Angeles area. They will consider travel to Orange County and Santa Barbara wine country. Routes must be determined at the time of booking.
Q: Is this safe?
A: Actually, the Pegasus had the same question about you. While you will not be strapped on to the Pegasus, the creature knows exactly how to keep you safe.
Q: How much luggage can I bring on the Pegasus?
A: Whatever you can strap to yourself. No weight limits.
Do not attempt to hang luggage around the Pegasus' neck.
Q: Is there special clothing I should wear while traveling on the Pegasus?
A: We recommend you wear something that will keep you warm should you require your Pegasus to travel quickly enough to pick up some wind speed. Women may like to wear scarves over their hair.
Q: Can I bring my pet on the Pegasus?
A: The Pegasus will consider special cases of transporting your pet to the vet. But they are not going to give your pet a joy ride. This is a transportation company, not a tour company.
Q: Do I tip the horse?
A: Please do not refer to the Pegagus as common horses. As magical creatures, they find this term offensive.
And leave the creature standing.
If you would like to give a gratuity to your driver, please fold your bills and secure them in the rubber band around the Pegasus' front right thigh. If you prefer, the Pegasus will have cards there with PayPal information.
Q: How do I return my Pegasus to Pegasus For Rent?
A: You don't need to do anything but let the creature be. It knows where to go and what to do.
Q: What's the difference between a unicorn and a Pegasus?
A: HUGE difference. They're both magical creatures, but unicorns have a horn and can't fly. They also fart glitter, while Pegasus fart air freshener (vanilla scent).
Q: Is PETA mad at Pegasus for Rent yet?
A: Of course. They didn't even bother to do any research to determine the Pegasus actually own the company before suing us for mistreatment. So ridiculous. Naturally, we counter-sued them for mistreating humans (namely themselves).
Q: Are gift certificates available?
A: Absolutely. Please contact us for details.
Q: Can I buy a Pegasus?
A: If slavery is legal. Nobody owns these Pegasus. They organized this business and have a human broker acting on their behalf to do their administrative work and manage their finances.
Q: Where do the Pegasus live?
A: They have a compound in the Pacific Palisades. Don't bother trying to find it. They have more security than Cher.
Q: I heard something about Pegasus for Rent doing R&D on invisibility cloaks. Is this true?
A: Yes, but we are unable to provide details at this time.
I think that you mean 'Pterippi for Rent'.
ReplyDeleteA pterippus is a horse with wings like those of a giant bird. The wings of a pterippus normally mirror the coloration of the body's hair. Pegasus, the son of Poseidon and Medusa, was a pterippus whose name was Pegasus, but he is merely the most famous of pterippi.
eg., pterippus is to Pegasus as hispanic is to Mexican.
So you're saying the Pegasus don't even know what they are? That's a hefty allegation. Could be termed obnoxiously aggressive...
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